Wednesday, October 27, 2004

Mr Miyagi's Merchandise


iTunes' party shuffle is playing a copy of: Piki Mai - Kiri Te Kanawa - Maori Songs, of which I have the original CD and therefore didn't steal music.
In light of recent media attention, I've been asked many questions, pressing questions, to which I don't yet have answers. Why do you blog? must rate as one of the frequently unanswered ones, as I have no freaking idea. And the hastily scripted 'is there a social conscience purpose to your blog' question made me think real hard about whether I have any social conscience apart from saying yes when the local vagrant calls me Uncle and asks me whether he can have one of my cigarettes. I've been marked by him. He stakes out the coffeeshop looking for me to arrive, then comes out from behind the pillar puts two fingers to his lips and says, Uncle, Hoon Kee. Call me Uncle and I will kill you slowly by giving you cigarettes. 'Do you get paid because you're getting quite popular?', asks a particularly money-minded (in a good way) friend. 'Dude, you should make some money outta this', says Cowboy Caleb. 'It's not selling out, it's selling in', he adds. To heck with social conscience! I will sell in! Scroll down the sidebar and see the first three items in Mr Miyagi's merchandise catalogue! Quality stuff, guaranteed. More stuff coming soon: Miyagi Mug for Orange Mocha Frappucino, small miyagi cup for Double Macchiato, Ultra-portable Miyagi Catch Fly Personal Chopsticks for Bee Hoon..... Adidas Miyagi


9 Comments:

Blogger Bubblemunche said...

The venerable Mr Miyagi puts his acute entrepreneurial sense to good use.

I'll like to enquire about the pre-order price of your limited edition Miyagi Chronograph.

10/27/2004 12:09:00 PM  
Blogger littlecartnoodles said...

Somewhere in Guangdong Province, sweatshops have begun churning out counterfeit MIYAGI merchandise.

Brisk internet sales are reported for the MIYAGI Forehead Sheen Removal Cream.

10/27/2004 01:25:00 PM  
Blogger Mandrake said...

so there are Miyagi chopsticks to catch flies. Miyagi Paint Set to do the painting sideway. Miyagi Bonsai.. oh the possibilities are endless! Even karate classes, right?

10/27/2004 02:08:00 PM  
Blogger PP said...

Yo braw... wasn't merchandising my idea? And seriously, you shoulda been paid for your time on telly. I'm shocked the station didn't offer you any ka-ching!

10/27/2004 07:24:00 PM  
Blogger Mandrake said...

if you send them a bill, will they pay?

10/27/2004 09:01:00 PM  
Blogger Mr Miyagi said...

Haiyah, now Mr Brown got personalised iPod.

10/27/2004 11:28:00 PM  
Blogger k said...

you're funny (:

10/28/2004 09:22:00 AM  
Blogger Re-minisce said...

Do you think you could do a Miyagi Zen Course to Get Mother to Stop Fixing Me Up on Blind Dates... or perhaps a Miyagi Personal Ads Service... heh

10/28/2004 10:01:00 AM  
Blogger Mr Miyagi said...

Yeah, many people have met many other people through this here blog. How to charge money?

10/28/2004 01:12:00 PM  

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