Friday, July 23, 2004

The things that give our lives meaning


iTunes is playing: Guide Me, Oh Thou Great Redeemer - Charlotte Church - Charlotte Church
Trying to take full advantage of Mooching Month, I called LMD and asked if she was free for drinks this evening, but she wasn't. So I met up with some uni mates I hadn't seen for awhile, thinking they might be organising some surprise birthday drinks thing in my honour. Turns out they didn't know it was my birthday, so I ordered a cup of tea. Just as well, because I am sick and really shouldn't have been drinking anyway. Turns out they had organised this get together because a uni mate of ours is getting married in October, and they want to organize a Hen's Night thing for her. One of the well-meaning uni mates takes out pen and paper and starts to write down what we have to do for Hen's Night. They are truly excited at putting this list together. Oh, hahaha, we must get a stripper. You know any? So, anyway, a good hour after cracking their brains, they come up with: 1. Male stripper. One of them offers a contact for a former stripper who can play the harp, so we dress him up as an angel. So fun. 2. Alcohol. Let's get her drunk before the stripper comes. 3. Alcohol. Let's have champagne before dinner. 4. Costumes. Let's all dress like devils, so we can counter the angel stripper. So fun. 5. Special T-shirt for the bride-to-be with caption: My name is XXXXXX. This is my last night out as a single woman. Please call me at XXX-XXX-XXXX (Fiance's number). (This one was my contribution). 6. Penis-shaped cake. So fun. Because at another Hen's Night they had this, and it was so fun. Oh, the headache of logistics, one of my uni mates says. Lucky she has had some experience recently organising an event, she also says. OK, she says, do you know how much a stripper charges? Any difference between full and half monty, she asks. OK, she says, how about the penis cake? How much? Was the last one nice to eat, she asks. Dunno, dunno, dunno. Let's meet again and discuss this further. So fun. Penis shaped cake? Tee hee hee. So fun!


12 Comments:

Blogger Little Miss Drinkalot said...

You can try and make her drink the alphabet.
A - Amaretto
B - Bacardi
C - Chivas
D - Daiquiri
blah blah blah
Z - Zombie

Or maybe just her name lah.

Yes, penis shaped cake very fun, especially when she has to "do" to the cake what she will be doing to the groom. So fun!

7/23/2004 10:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow sounds really fun. I was thinking of hiring a male stripper too but I can't find contacts.

Gimme the number? - evie

7/23/2004 11:22:00 AM  
Blogger Cowboy Caleb said...

I can be your stripper. How much you paying.

7/23/2004 11:24:00 AM  
Blogger Mandrake said...

Don't go there, you DO NOT want him to be your stripper.

7/23/2004 11:47:00 AM  
Blogger JellyGirl said...

At one of the hens nights I went to, we made the bride drink a 'penis' colada - stick straw through a banana, whipped cream on top of banana, put grapes (red-globe harhar) on each side. So fun!

7/23/2004 11:55:00 AM  
Blogger Mr Miyagi said...

Hi fellas, so... which one of you really missed the point? Don't kid around like this 'cos it's scary! Hahahah.

7/23/2004 01:08:00 PM  
Blogger Cowboy Caleb said...

Penis Colada - that's very veyr clever!!

I must jot this down.

7/23/2004 01:54:00 PM  
Blogger powerpuff said...

hahahah if caleb is stripper, can i go watch?

7/23/2004 02:23:00 PM  
Blogger Woof! said...

there are always ads for male strippers in IS magazine..

anyways, what's Mooching Month?

7/23/2004 03:07:00 PM  
Blogger Woof! said...

if all else fails, there's this guy:

http://www.anzwers.org/trade/eyebrowser/eyebrowser.html

http://www.anzwers.org/trade/sghunk1976/sghunkweb.html

you must really check out his page.. worth a good laugh!

7/23/2004 03:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Miyagi, remember the G I was talking about? Was reading last month's archives of yours and I'm very sure you know him...small world. o.O - evie

7/23/2004 08:44:00 PM  
Blogger TheHairyElephant said...

Heehee, so fun.

7/23/2004 08:56:00 PM  

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