Tuesday, September 14, 2004

Ash Monday


iTunes' party shuffle is playing: Let Me Light Your Fire - Jimi Hendrix - The Singles Album Volume 1
I had lunch and dinner al fresco today. Big mistake. I forgot we have a festival enjoyed by the superstitious, the supernatural and the superstitious arsonists. I've been asked several times today, is it the last day of the Hungry Ghost Festival? It might've been, given the number of people burning paper money, joss-sticks and other flammable items* today as if it were the last day of the Hungry Ghost Festival. I also saw banquet tables full of almost dehydrated Chinese dishes laid out in front of altars, for the benefit of ghosts, right after the President's Star Charity. We are such a caring society. We should burn effigies of Tay Ping Hui and Jamie Yeo so they can go do stunts for the dead as well. I mean, if we're progressing as a nation, we'd better revamp the remittance service industry to make it more efficient. All this burning of cash is a waste of resources and contributing to greenhouse gas emission aggregates. Burn one cash card. Heck, one credit card. No, wait, cannot, the interest rates will kill them (hur hur!) How about burning a paper ATM machine? A whole paper bank? I had ash in my hair, ash in my food, ash in my drink. I didn't even enjoy smoking after my meals. It was that bad. And now I'm at home, and I don't dare go out because the ghosts might ask me where I kept their spare change. *And there wasn't a single fire extinguisher in sight! Burn a whole paper hotel while you're at it. Else the ghosts have no place to stay, have to come knocking at your door, then you know.


4 Comments:

Blogger littlecartnoodles said...

That photo will make a great album cover for a heavy metal band. It's like you'll find the face of the Devil in the flames if you look hard enough.

Wicked.

9/14/2004 12:29:00 AM  
Blogger Mezz said...

This my kinda gripe...good one, Hubz! Beware the flying killa ash! *ahhhh* In the meantime, I'm staring hard at the pic....*hmm* "Burn, mudderphucka, Burn!"

9/14/2004 01:07:00 AM  
Blogger Cowboy Caleb said...

The King of Hell must revamp his money remittance system?

I'd like to see YOU bring it up to him. Horseface would probably kick your ass two ways to China.

9/14/2004 09:18:00 AM  
Blogger Mandrake said...

So if we burn effigy of Bush, will the ghosts protest? Will he find WMD down there?

9/14/2004 10:12:00 AM  

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