What's better than a Chan Brothers' Holiday Package?

Selarang Camp is overseas meh? A 21-day all expenses (well, almost) paid trip to Far North Queensland, is what! Yes, I'm trying to hype it up, perk it up, and do as much as I can to avoid being sian 1/2 about the whole deal. I mean, who gets two sets of SAF100s (call-up notifications) in a week? It says on the order, 'Adv', meaning I'm part of the Advance Party, meaning I get to go there earlier than the rest of my mates, so I can go check out where to hang out, and what the nightlife is like. The Army will be supplying me a dirt bike, coupla maps, a GPS, an NVG and a radio so I can go explore Far North Queensland by myself. Oh, and also a rifle and some ammunition for to scare the roos and other frightening animals that live in the bush. And I get a coupla thousand bucks in tax rebates for my troubles. Try topping that, Chan Brothers! Ouch! Pain!

the mr brown show 15th April 2005. Or via subscription here.

Surf stop: Crap & Such

iTunes' party shuffle is playing a copy of: Sweet Little Angel - B.B. King - Live at San Quentin, of which I have the original CD and therefore didn't steal music.