Wednesday, October 06, 2004

Using my powers for good and not evil

iTunes' party shuffle is playing: I Bid You Goodnight - Aaron Neville - Warm Your Heart
The other night I came home late and tired and went to say hello to my nephew's hamsters. One of the little bastards bit me. Then I giggled all the way back to my room and to sleep, wondering if it had been a radioactive hamster, whether I'd wake up and be bestowed superhero powers as 'Hamster Man', and what my costume would look like. Then the next morning I woke up and still had a balance of unfinished giggles. So I told my friends about Hamster Man, and I was glad they understood where I was coming from. Then I wondered if having these thoughts were an impediment to my ever figuring out the loose ends in the thing that I call my life. At the risk of being labelled copycat again, I quote E M Forster's epigraph to 'Howard's End': 'Only connect'. Try as I may, nothing seems to want it. 'No, not yet. No, not there'.


Blogger child said...

Hi there. You are daydreaming? Bet you smile to yourself a lot.

10/06/2004 07:21:00 AM  
Blogger Little Miss Drinkalot said...

I don't think you'll need a costume. Heeheehee. Also, Hamster Man would just chew off his loose ends.

"What big teeth you have, Hamster Man."

"All the better to chew off loose ends with."

10/06/2004 10:06:00 AM  
Blogger powerpuff said...

Last time, when my hamster bit me, I would go OUCH OUCH OUCCHHHHHHH!!!! pAIN! PAIN! PAIN!!!!!!!...

but you.. you giggled your way to your room? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!! that's funny..

welcome abroad, Hamster Man!

With great power.. comes great responsibility.....

10/06/2004 12:47:00 PM  
Blogger cour marly said...

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10/06/2004 01:24:00 PM  
Blogger Cowboy Caleb said...

hamster man?
hamster man?

Dude, this gay stuff not cool leh?

hamster man indeed. well I never.

10/06/2004 01:55:00 PM  
Blogger littlecartnoodles said...

Fit a big wheel to Senoko Power Station and Hamster Man can meet Singapore's power needs for the next ... well, until he gets tired.

10/06/2004 05:16:00 PM  
Blogger Mrs. Wang said...

Hamster man. That is not sexy at all. I imagine him to be fat with a hairy back. Nasty.

10/06/2004 08:55:00 PM  

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