Channel NewsLater

Channel Newsasia, limpeh faster than you! Don't say Mr Miyagi never bring you breaking news about the dengue. Lately, because ST Interactive is now pay-to-view-for-fuck, I've found myself actually looking through the print edition to see if I might have missed out important stuff by not touching the newspapers. And as much as I'd like to deny it, I have. Today's (Monday) read was scintillating stuff like PM Lee's spiel about the elite. What about that, huh? I was like, reading it and reading it, and it was going on and on about the inclusive elite and like, what role they have in like, y'know, society? Then the classifieds dropped out onto the floor and I was like, whoa, Asia Pacific Travel got package deal to Hong Kong 3 Days Free & Easy fr $278! In other, more important news, I'd like to suck up to Xiaxue now and tell youse all that she was on the New Paper last Saturday, somewhere between the 139 pages of soccer results, previews and analyses (and 'health club' ads). Then tonight, on my Bloglines feeds, I found that Tony Pierce of tonypierce.com had filched a pic of her and pasted it on his very popular blog (though nowhere as popular as xiaxue's). This girl is going places. Don't ever steal her taxi again! Then again, at the rate she's going, she's not gonna need taxis no more, you public transport bitches, you been warned! Mr Miyagi say 2,460 between Jan 1 & Mar 12 2005

Surf stop: I Sound My Barbaric Yawp Over the Rooftops of the World

iTunes' party shuffle is playing a copy of: Bewitched - Ella Fitzgerald - Quiet Now: Ella's Moods, of which I have the original CD and therefore didn't steal music.