Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Fame, Part 1: How to score a t-shirt company ambassador endorsement


Take several very good pictures of yersself or ask a friend to take for you. Make sure you look good in a t-shirt. Being well-endowed in the chest region helps: Local Brand Ambassador Xia Suay: Local Brand Ambassador Candidate Local Brand Ambassador (for real) This one can, I also can! Xia Brown: Local Brand Ambassador Candidate Next thing you know, the t-shirt companies will come crawling to you, asking for you to be their ambassador! Then you'll get your picture pasted all over the internet, first on your own blog, then here, then on tonypierce.com, then on BLOGGER BUZZ! Try it, it works. Mr Brown also try liao. You try lah!
Surf stop: JenniCheung.Com
iTunes' party shuffle is playing a copy of: Starman - David Bowie - Best of David Bowie: 1969-1974, of which I have the original CD and therefore didn't steal music.


17 Comments:

Blogger lancerlord said...

LOL.
* Lancerlord fell off chair *

Will there be a Fame, Part 2?

3/22/2005 11:58:00 AM  
Anonymous L.i.P said...

*laughs*

Woo~ i have to go dig out one of those sexy photos of mine too... whahhahah~

3/22/2005 12:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Kevin "xiaxuesux" Lim said...

Sex sells, and my gawd does Mr.Miyagi look damn hot! Xiaxue won't stand a chance man. Maybe instead of Tshirts, Miyagi can be ambassador for Colgate toothpaste company instead! Haw Haw Haw! :D

Disclaimer: I'm not a gay. The statement issued here is for dramatic effect only and should not be taken as contractual or legal binding. Thank you.

3/22/2005 12:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahaha... Mr Miyagi.. You look more like an ambassador of a "How to identify a pervert" campaign.. hahahaha... u & mr brown are so damn funny.

3/22/2005 12:26:00 PM  
Anonymous fone. said...

Poster boys for Singapore gay liberation or t(ongue)-shirt ambassadors?
Diplomatic corp wannabes demonstrate proficiency with their mother tongues.

3/22/2005 12:38:00 PM  
Blogger hiddenfish said...

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3/22/2005 12:47:00 PM  
Blogger One Little Twit said...

i nearly fell off the office chair. I also can --> :P

3/22/2005 01:13:00 PM  
Blogger miryclay said...

hahahahahaha!

just cant stop laughing after seeing the pictures of you and mb!

good one here!

ENTERTAINMENT VALUE = HIGH!

3/22/2005 02:00:00 PM  
Anonymous fone. said...

Boobie and the Beasts(mr frown and mr meyucky)!

3/22/2005 02:13:00 PM  
Blogger SleekBlackMercedes said...

LoL!!! nice pics bro! :)

3/22/2005 02:39:00 PM  
Blogger Xiaxue said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!11

3/22/2005 02:49:00 PM  
Blogger littlecartnoodles said...

"Xia Suay" ?

Chio kah peng ah !!!

3/22/2005 04:04:00 PM  
Blogger limegreenspyda said...

WAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
wah piang!
look like chee ko pek, can!

3/22/2005 09:39:00 PM  
Anonymous turodrique said...

As a token of appreciation for all the love (or something to that effect) for XiaXue, effective tomorrow, if you show your "I'm too sexy for my blog" expression at any of LocalBrand's retailers, you will immediately get a 20% discount on any LocalBrand shirts.*

For retail locations: http://www.localbrand.sg/shops.htm

We may regret doing this someday, but for now, we can't help but feel the need to be part of this truly strange yet compelling phenomenon. Wear dem LocalBrand shirts in good health!

*This offer is good through the end of March '05

3/22/2005 10:23:00 PM  
Blogger jettykey said...

LOL, you & mb make a funny couple!

3/23/2005 03:32:00 AM  
Blogger urbanmalebitch said...

Mirror mirror on the wall...who's got the longest tongue of them all? Heh...Mr. Miyagi of cuz...no wonder he's so popular with the girls...

3/23/2005 04:52:00 PM  
Blogger Hafez said...

thought u gonna do a rebellion aginst a thousand brands and #$*&# million brandophile emos
U DONE A SELLOUT Mr.MIAGI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3/30/2005 05:54:00 PM  

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