Newsradio 938, late breaking news, but not too late, because we close at midnight

My big fat grapevine tells me not much happened in the newsroom at Mediamonopolycorp's Newsradio 938 last night when news broke of the earthquake, so I've had to fill in the blanks a little:

Eh, so how ah, go where eat supper? Dunno leh, every day eat Newton sian leh. *Beep Beep* Eh, my friend SMS say building shake, ask whether got earthquake or not? Har? Earthquake? *Beep Beep* Yah, another one just SMS'd me. Quick, turn on tv. *press press... flicker flicker... CNA comes on and shows live report* Oh no. Really. Earthquake. So how? Wait, I check. *dial dial... buzz buzz... mumble mumble... nod nod...* Manager/Producer say no point, we close shop liao, let CNA do the story. OK, so how ah, go where eat supper? Newton lah, where else. Eh, I ask you ah, you renew road tax got pay the radio license or not ah?

I also say. Give the $110 (tv licence) and $27 (car radio licence) to be placed in a bloggers' fund, because at least some bloggers bother to risk life and limb to bring you the news. (link via mr brown via lancerlord). Auntie, the teh-O too hot, burn my tongue. See lah?

Surf stop: Abigael

iTunes' party shuffle is playing a copy of: Standing In The Doorway - Bob Dylan - Time Out Of Mind, of which I have the original CD and therefore didn't steal music.