Monday, April 18, 2005

Tracy Huang, Space Invaders and the girlfriend from hell


I once briefly dated this girl from college and we had an intense relationship. First time I stayed over, she told me, 'my step-mum's at home, so we'll have to behave'. I said ok, and off we went, quietly. I got out to the kitchen to get a drink, and I'm thinking to myself, I think I might've been drugged. Because, in the living room playing Space Invaders (it was a long time ago) in her t-shirt and shorts but still easily recognisable, was Tracy Huang! Huang Ying Ying! Huang Ruyi! Tracy! I forgot my drink, went back to the bedroom, and asked the girlfriend, 'What's Tracy Huang doing in the living room playing Space Invaders?'
'Oh, so you've met my step-mum, Tracy'. 'Your what??' 'Din I tell you my step-mum's Tracy?' 'No! I thought you were telling me her name and I thought you were weird for telling me her name, but this is THE TRACY HUANG and she's playing SPACE INVADERS!'
But days were the those, and the relationships didn't work out, between me and the girl and Tracy Huang and the girl's father. Still, the once-would-be stepmother-in-law is in town for her first concert in a long, long time, and I dunno, I might just cough up some money to go and say hallo auntie, remember me? Glasses never looked better
Surf stop: CherylTan.Com
iTunes' party shuffle is playing a copy of: La bohème, opera: Act One: Che gelida manina - Giacomo Puccini - Puccini: La Bohème, of which I have the original CD and therefore didn't steal music.


16 Comments:

Blogger TriplePeriod said...

HAR!!! Finally, I'm the first one to post on Miyagi-san's posting. Man...Tracy Huang for stepmother-in-law? Thats top on the list of "Fantasies come true." She never seem to age much throughout the years. Must be the Botox.

4/18/2005 01:59:00 AM  
Blogger cour marly said...

The location of the pic makes it seem as if you dated Tracy. Hee.

4/18/2005 02:47:00 AM  
Blogger Re-minisce said...

gee you've really been around haven't you...? cool ;)

4/18/2005 06:32:00 AM  
Blogger Shion said...

Jesus , lucky it wasn't me. Else I'll dump the daughter and go after the step-mother :p

4/18/2005 09:28:00 AM  
Blogger Cowboy Caleb said...

is this in response to me confessing to brown the other day that I'd shag Tracy Huang anytime any place?

I still would you know.

4/18/2005 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wah lan, Tracy Huang considered a MILF ? What is the world coming to ?

4/18/2005 11:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, I think that girl in the glasses i totally adorable.
Totally NILF

Nerd Id Like to Fuck.
haeiurhaieurhaieurhuier
-irene

4/18/2005 03:28:00 PM  
Blogger ahmad said...

That girl in glasses is really cute. Mmm...

4/18/2005 06:02:00 PM  
Blogger MysteryTanLines said...

Miyagi Huang...hmmm "Hey Tracey Huang, how about we get some drinks?", "No miyagi, i am your mother..." "NOOOOOOOOO"

Together we will rule the blogosphere, mother and son...

Sorry episode 3 fever...must go mustafar

4/18/2005 06:32:00 PM  
Blogger the virgin undergrad said...

she is definitey MILF material alright. she's probably the next best thing after lin ching hsia or kim catrall. my take: i would date the girl just so to have a minute chance of hitting on Huang ying ying hehe

'stifler's MOMmmmmm' - Amercian Pie

4/18/2005 07:13:00 PM  
Blogger powerpuff said...

Whoa.. I had to rub my eyes when Caleb said he wana shag Tracy Huang... even now.. That's so MILF

4/18/2005 07:15:00 PM  
Blogger eLsi3 said...

at 1st glance,

i saw 'ex-gf' and 'tracy huang'. and i nearly freaked out.

i was like, HUH. is tt guy ohkay.

his ex was tracy huang?!

lolx. thn i read the whole entry properly.

and well. i found out tt it was just me.

haha. nice blog u have here.

4/18/2005 08:59:00 PM  
Anonymous yAnn said...

hrmm irene, the girl in nerdy glasses is very flattered that you wanna shag her.

so erm, thanks (to mr miyagi too)!

4/18/2005 10:21:00 PM  
Blogger Brose said...

I didnt know so many ppl like to lick wrinkled erm.. nevermind. Anyway. who is Tracy Huang? She should be quite chio when she's young. She still looks good in that photo but... Singapore is a free society and if u like to eat giam chai go ahead.

4/18/2005 11:22:00 PM  
Blogger CELLE said...

wharrr.. Tracy Huang IS a MILF indeed.

Btw, Cheryl Tan is so gorgeous, I am head over heels.. thanks for the link!

4/18/2005 11:30:00 PM  
Blogger brandon said...

I've never heard of Tracy Huang, but I can appreciate that it was a cool story. Your life gets more interesting with every revelation!

4/19/2005 03:56:00 AM  

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