Don't know how to play hijack
Last night there was only me and Dad at home.
It was a good, quiet dinner with a good chat about everything we could muster, seeing as we get to talk maybe only once a week at best.
We talked about how tired I was, and how I was 'cannot go on like this', and 'cannot go on like this still want to go out at night', and 'you go out at night do what', and 'must be careful go out at night a lot of gangsters'.
After dinner, we chatted some more, about business, and how I should 'set up a school teaching people how to gamble' because 'casino coming up'.
I told Dad that would be the funniest idea, seeing as I don't gamble, don't know how to gamble, and won't even touch playing cards even if we're not playing for money.
His eyes lit up as he told me, 'I also! I don't even know how to play hijack!'
Elvis is safe
Elvis is safe
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posted by Mr Miyagi at 6/09/2005 11:31:00 AM
10 Comments:
your dad is a genius. Let's setup a school. I can teach. You can be the headmaster and just make sure our ads run in the papers.
a school sounds like a fab idea... gambling smart! play small, win big! how to recoup your losses! - all them kiasu singaporeans.. u sure make money =Pp
Puhleez. I've seen better photos of Bigfoot!
Some father-son male bonding eh?
By the way, a person needs a minimum of 5 hours sleep per day in order to function normally. Anything less than that and after a few days you may start to get psychotic. :)
Hey yo!
Nice... you can set up that school and I will teach them how to dress for the casino. :)
Oh my god, where did you get the elvis thingy? I saw it once in a car at Clarke Quay and i even took a picture of it.
Al Queda has lessons on hijacking i think. haha
Joking aside, I think a casino school would be a really good thing for the public! Sometimes, the casino would have their own in-house, free-chips 'tutorial sessions', but I'd rather have an objective person telling me the real, inside story on how to win, or if that's statistically impossible, at least how to stretch my betting dollar.
Lessons can include psychology of gaming, addiction, math, stats, and money management... go mrmiyagi!
your father is such a joker!!! so damn hiliarious
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