Thursday, June 09, 2005

Don't know how to play hijack


Last night there was only me and Dad at home. It was a good, quiet dinner with a good chat about everything we could muster, seeing as we get to talk maybe only once a week at best. We talked about how tired I was, and how I was 'cannot go on like this', and 'cannot go on like this still want to go out at night', and 'you go out at night do what', and 'must be careful go out at night a lot of gangsters'. After dinner, we chatted some more, about business, and how I should 'set up a school teaching people how to gamble' because 'casino coming up'. I told Dad that would be the funniest idea, seeing as I don't gamble, don't know how to gamble, and won't even touch playing cards even if we're not playing for money. His eyes lit up as he told me, 'I also! I don't even know how to play hijack!' Elvis Junction Elvis is safe
iTunes is playing It Feels Like Rain from the album "Warm Your Heart" by Aaron Neville

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13 Comments:

Blogger Shortphat K said...

Muahahha!!! "Hijack!" your dad is DA BOMB la! Maybe u can invent a new game "hijack" n sell the concept to the IRs!

6/09/2005 01:29:00 PM  
Anonymous caleb said...

your dad is a genius. Let's setup a school. I can teach. You can be the headmaster and just make sure our ads run in the papers.

6/09/2005 01:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Jo said...

a school sounds like a fab idea... gambling smart! play small, win big! how to recoup your losses! - all them kiasu singaporeans.. u sure make money =Pp

6/09/2005 02:33:00 PM  
Blogger geroithe said...

Hmmm just wondering...

Does surfing wireless in those 'hot spots' cost a lot???

6/09/2005 04:41:00 PM  
Blogger cour marly said...

Puhleez. I've seen better photos of Bigfoot!

6/09/2005 05:40:00 PM  
Blogger tscd said...

Some father-son male bonding eh?

6/09/2005 09:12:00 PM  
Blogger tscd said...

By the way, a person needs a minimum of 5 hours sleep per day in order to function normally. Anything less than that and after a few days you may start to get psychotic. :)

6/09/2005 09:15:00 PM  
Blogger boozie said...

eh, your dad also joker like you hor , but achery i really enjoy the joke , or was it suppose to be a joke , buahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

6/10/2005 03:05:00 AM  
Anonymous spunkymonkee said...

Hey yo!
Nice... you can set up that school and I will teach them how to dress for the casino. :)

6/10/2005 03:54:00 AM  
Blogger One Little Twit said...

Oh my god, where did you get the elvis thingy? I saw it once in a car at Clarke Quay and i even took a picture of it.

6/10/2005 04:04:00 AM  
Blogger MysteryTanLines said...

Al Queda has lessons on hijacking i think. haha

6/10/2005 07:19:00 AM  
Blogger jeffyen said...

Joking aside, I think a casino school would be a really good thing for the public! Sometimes, the casino would have their own in-house, free-chips 'tutorial sessions', but I'd rather have an objective person telling me the real, inside story on how to win, or if that's statistically impossible, at least how to stretch my betting dollar.

Lessons can include psychology of gaming, addiction, math, stats, and money management... go mrmiyagi!

6/10/2005 11:25:00 AM  
Blogger KwokSiong said...

your father is such a joker!!! so damn hiliarious

6/10/2005 11:53:00 AM  

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