Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Can't get married this year


I have nothing to blog about, she has nothing to blog about, and she's running out of things to blog about. And that's partly because we have jobs which require our attention for most of the day, and we have lousy informants and sources who provide us with information only for us to find that Mr Brown has gotten the scoop already. Lousy lah, you friends. Email me stuff that's so dated, what's the use? How to be cutting edge blog? I feel like Straits Times! Reasonably pleasant design, but crappy content. I wish I were Seymour Hersh. The bugger has damned good sources. (If you don't already know who Seymour Hersh is, he's the guy that uncovered My Lai, Abu Ghraib, and now, scarily, something that may already be going on next to Iraq). But I'm no Hersh, and I don't have Hersh's contacts. Instead, I have a friend who calls me at a quarter past midnight to tell me to write about why so many people (her friends and acquaintances) are getting married these coupla weeks. She says her friend's mother says the Year of the Rooster is a very bad year to get married. It is also known as the Year of the Widow. The husband will die before the wife does. There. Is that news to you? Was that useful? If so, leave a comment and say Mr Miyagi's blog is very informative, and is the leading source of useful information, and Mr Miyagi shouldn't even be suffering this bout of insecurity. Can? So, don't get hitched this coming Lunar year. And if you've started thinking about it, stop it. Don't matter what blood type=character type your partner is, because my quarter past midnight and half-past-six friend tells me this year is a bad year. From toothpastefordinner.com


14 Comments:

Blogger FF said...

Mr Miyagi's blog is very informative, and is the leading source of useful information, and Mr Miyagi shouldn't even be suffering this bout of insecurity.

I can't stop thinking about your... toy. I hates you.

1/18/2005 09:10:00 AM  
Blogger Ah 9 said...

Mr Miyagi's blog is very informative, and is the leading source of useful information, and Mr Miyagi shouldn't even be suffering this bout of insecurity.

Hahaha (sorry cut & paste...but still sincere. hehe)
Ah 9

1/18/2005 10:40:00 AM  
Blogger zeenie said...

Hey, you stuff write good! =)

Totally understand the getting married thingie, ours has been put back a couple of times already!

1/18/2005 11:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Mr Miyaki I like yr posts they r entertaining reads.
And what's all the fuss about getting married??

1/18/2005 11:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr miyagi, i like your posts.

but, sorry to tell you. the Straits times also ran an article on the rooster year bad for marriage thingamajigtothechapel already.

ngader

1/18/2005 12:06:00 PM  
Blogger littlecartnoodles said...

Some of the best blogs that I read are about NOTHING.

1/18/2005 01:39:00 PM  
Blogger Mr Miyagi said...

My toy can't stop thinking about you either.

1/18/2005 04:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like your blog entries, it's funny but your emu scared me. it's sylee... that's the same as my boss...hahaha...

1/18/2005 06:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like your blog entries, it's funny but your emu scared me. it's sylee... that's the same as my boss...hahaha...

1/18/2005 06:48:00 PM  
Blogger Mr Miyagi said...

That's why I put a 'b' in front.

1/18/2005 07:24:00 PM  
Blogger Scarlett Ting said...

Just to jump on the bandwagon to stroke your ego a little. You blog is cool.

Good that everyone is still gonna stay single like I do this year.

Misery loves company.

1/19/2005 12:25:00 AM  
Blogger Airbag said...

You are one the best selling shows, Mr. Miyagi.

1/19/2005 10:30:00 AM  
Blogger Ah 9 said...

Why do i keep coming back?

no..im not a stalker...we all are not. *chuckles*
:P

Ah 9

1/19/2005 10:40:00 AM  
Blogger Lost In Transition said...

Don't need to fish for compliments la....you know just how powerful your blog is...

1/19/2005 11:50:00 AM  

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