Wednesday, January 12, 2005

The Man from UNCLE

Yes, I have pre-CNY anxiety. But that's probably not why I haven't been sleeping properly this year. I have a new worry about CNY though. I'm beginning to worry I'm turning into one of them 'uncles' who'll ask the young 'uns dumb questions they'll post later on their blogs. Such as, hey, JC orientation still on right? Did you get taupoked? So what is this Music Television? Do you hang out at the Heeren? You got Friendster profile? I got Friendster also! Want to add me? In fact, just last Friday, the auntie at the coffee shop called me 'Uncle' three times and asked me if I wanted to eat popiah. See lah! Stingy a bit, want to have cheap beer at a coffee shop, and hey presto, you're an 'Uncle'. Uncle Miyagi ate two kenf Not every CNY you get FX sitting in the back seat of yer car! CNY 2001
iTunes' party shuffle is playing a copy of: And Your Bird Can Sing - The Beatles - Anthology 2 - Disc 1, of which I have the original CD and therefore didn't steal music.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wah. How you get FX in your back seat?!



1/12/2005 08:35:00 AM  
Blogger redshot said...

Aunties at kopitiams call all males xiao-di. That auntie in that kopitiam you visited not properly educated in kopitiam etiquette, larh.

1/12/2005 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha... now everyone's gonna wonder if you and FX got SFX in your backseat..

the young nephews and nieces probably think we are ah-peks trying to act young and cool beyond our time..

and if they think taupoking is bad, wait till the boy's mom hears about ramming the stuff between your legs against the flag-pole.. heh

1/12/2005 09:10:00 AM  
Blogger -[mY.AnGeL]- said...

Yo uncle! =P
Hilarious blog u haf..brightens up my day at work!
lol,maybe the auntie is juz interested in ya and so she calls u 'uncle' lolx. lucky to have fionaxie in de backseat*

1/12/2005 11:31:00 AM  
Blogger Bubblemunche said...

Damn, I can just feel the pangs of envy building inside me now :D!

1/12/2005 12:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fiona looks like she's sneeringly thinking: ' Hanky panky with you Uncle in the backseat ? Ewwwwe, fat chance lah !'

1/12/2005 12:35:00 PM  
Blogger lancerlord said...

How to get FX in backseat? Become Uncle can already isit? I am 32 years old. Qualified to be uncle lor.

1/12/2005 01:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, didn't know FX has such a long tongue...

1/12/2005 01:55:00 PM  
Blogger Airbag said...

There are more you don't know, love. ;)

1/12/2005 01:57:00 PM  
Blogger aGent X said...

"...but you lost more than that in my backseat"
- Bon Jovi, Never Say Goodbye -
rock lives...

1/12/2005 03:24:00 PM  
Blogger Jayaxe said...

If you're a lucky uncle again this year, maybe she'll do a sexy whinger on the last Star Awards. Heh heh.

1/12/2005 03:30:00 PM  
Blogger Mr Miyagi said...

You get FX in the back seat by asking her to get out of the front passenger seat.

1/12/2005 07:20:00 PM  
Blogger Cupcake Queen said...

Uncle Miyagi-ar.. I oso get CNY jitters. Those annoying pesky relatives-ar, they ohways ask why no boyflen, why not married yetch? How lar?

1/12/2005 07:41:00 PM  
Blogger Fat Fingers said...

FX's breasts quite small in 2001... hmmmm

1/12/2005 09:05:00 PM  
Blogger wl said...

Haha.. ok I better stop craving for cheap beer at hawker centres.. school going alcoholics need to save money.. I guess I can stand being called auntie once or twice.

1/13/2005 12:46:00 AM  
Blogger Zen|th said...

Dang. You've got to teach us how you managed get Fiona Xie in your backseat.

1/13/2005 11:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

via photoshop, no less?

1/13/2005 03:56:00 PM  
Blogger Mr Miyagi said...

Anonymous at 3.56pm! Are you implying that I forged that photo? Huh? huh? huh?! I'll have you know I don't forge photos! FX was in the back seat of my mother's car and I would've had stains to prove it if not for the fact I always clean my mother's car after I drive it! So rude!

1/13/2005 04:10:00 PM  

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